RoBB ToDD

I'm giving a short reading, my first, on July 19. If you want to come, hit me up. It will be mercifully short, I promise. Well, mine will be. I don't know what the other hacks are going to read, but everyone has a five-minute limit or a guy with a cane comes onto the stage and drags us off. Wait, no, that happens somewhere else. I dunno, something bad happens if you go over the limit. A bullet between the eyes, I hope.

I'd love it if you could come out and snicker, maybe fart in the middle of my sappy prose, you know, just be yourselves. They're going to ask you for a five buck "donation," so it's definitely not worth the price. Come out anyway. I think they thought I knew a lot of people, which is why they let me read. Heh. Suckers.

Peace c ya later